Elks Take SoccerBoy Shopping

On Friday Morning I had a weird number show up on my phone, so what does one do that loves the internet? I googled it, saw it was in the area and did a research search. I still wasn't sure, so finally I called it back but not before hearing my kid on my answering machine and then another followed up, "Can we adopt your kids for the weekend?" Now I knew no one literally wanted to adopt them but